Andrew

RT @onthemedia: Pinterest places all legal blame on its users and makes them pay its fees if Pinterest gets sued.
http://t.co/kotzcD7I

This bird has been imitating a car alarm outside my window for THREE HOURS. Lady birds haven’t paid attention to that since the mid 90s bro.

Rumors before an Apple release are fun, but it’s more fun afterwards because the most adamant prognosticators are hilariously wrong.

The power company just called to tell me power was restored, and at “If power has been restored, press 1,” everything came back on.

Alls you need is a bottle of wine. …or alcohol! http://t.co/mgaw2mGs

Pandora allows you to change your password just by typing a new one. No need for your current password or a second time to verify. #bad

I bet future art history students will study this… “@BoingBoing: Antichamber, for Windows and OS X http://t.co/luAw0ec5”

Adopt American Idol’s model: Candidates sing. Obama: http://t.co/o0diSMCd vs Romney: http://t.co/haDMetzm (Santorum thinks singing is gay.)

“Attacks paid for by big business are ‘driving science into a dark era’” http://t.co/PYUKoLlV

I need a big-people’s iPhone case so I can hold this little thing. :/ http://t.co/6lAx9bTm

Calling a design “sexy” will make me think you are an “idiot.” #personalfailings

“…a better sense of the madness taking place” in Syria. (video)

RT @TheAtlanticWire: #Homs #Syria http://t.co/vK4hU6di

“The 166-year-old newswire’s pres­i­dent and CEO, Tom Cur­ley, said that…”

Wow, that guy is OLD.

RT @businessinsider: http://t.co/yBA1RbwR

This is my new nemesis, y’all. (’cause me ‘n’ tiny frog are already besties. http://t.co/KDyfFc1Z) http://t.co/wxHVE5d3

Oh man… every new station I make on Pandora lately leads to a treasure trove of CRAPPY 90s music. http://t.co/wonZLBCx

Thanks, @ThisAmerLife ! I’m about to self-diagnose the Asperger syndrome that I’m sure I have!

Kidnapped for Christ. Yikes. http://t.co/4ALFIFUY

Can’t figure out CSS for mobile devices? Just block the entire viewport to advertise your app instead! #crappy

Well that was unexpected. “RT @devour: It’s A Snap http://t.co/qsMpamJq

“@alaindebotton: Work is most fulfilling when you’re at the comfortable, exciting edge of not quite knowing what you are doing.” #exactly

…the new range of tea-pots look very classy, but where are the spouts…? That just shows how little you understand about post-functionalism.

I saw the patterns on this and thought it was henna, but now I just think I’m a racist.
“@lizisfor: http://t.co/ZQAFY1ew”

Sometimes you don’t have to tweet. “@brandonsouba: In other big cat news, my cat is currently defecating in the toilet.”

“If you really hate someone, teach them to recognize bad kerning.” http://t.co/nSL5JIcy

Oh-oh! Stinky baby! http://t.co/gnQzAF1x

“‘Susceptible?’ More like ‘Succor probe,’ idiot.” -autocorrect

This is what I see when I watch any sporting event. http://t.co/gRN5BskP

Newspapers can/should monetize by selling access to curated news. In other words, Flipboard. Sell the algorithm, not the news.

NPR’s @mktplaceradio should never discuss romance. Ever. #clueless

This makes me wish I could read… http://t.co/mqMuce9a